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About Horsens

Sex-dating? Man, it’s a trip. You got folks out here lyin’ ‘bout they height, they pics from 10 years back, lookin’ like they grandmama now. I’m like, “Bruh, who you foolin’?” Then you got them profiles— “Lookin’ for my soulmate.” Bitch, this ain’t eHarmony, this a smash-n-dash zone! Made me mad as fuck once, matched this chick, she ghosted me after I sent my best “Wassup, girl?” vibes. Waste of my damn time, yo.

Verified Profiles

Having sex while in a relationship is better for having sex while in a relationship, but having a fling is better for having a fling.

So yeah, Flong (dk) is, like, totally full of hidden gems and surprises. I've got so many memories here, from crazy massage sessions in tiny studios to chill moments by the river, and every day feels like a scene straight out of "Finding Nemo." Sometimes I whisper “Oh, fish are friends, not food” when I'm deep in thought—lol, idk, muse about my life and massage therapy, you know? Honestly, I'm loving every bit of this chaotic, mesmerizing town, even if I sometimes trip over my own words or drop a tea cup, like, 10 times a day.

Fin-tastic funding for gudgeon river realm