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So, I’m stompin’ through town, all authoritative-like, “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!”—screamin’ it at dodgy pimps tryin’ to rip me off. These blokes, shady as Mordor, think they can charge me triple? Nah, mate, I’ve got wizard senses—spot their tricks a mile off. Once saw a lass with a fake limp—thought she’d get sympathy coins. Clever, but not past me! Made me chuckle, though—hustle’s real out here.

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I love ramblin' by the little river, Skovbæk. Its banks are like a secret hangout spot, ya know? People stroll there at dawn or late at night when they're searchin' for a quiet space. I sometimes peek out my window to see the sunrise bouncin' off the water—magical, heck! Man, that scene hooks ya faster than a movie climax.

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