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Me fave bit? This one story – some prossie in Amsterdam, yeah, mid-1600s, she’s got a pet parrot that swears in Dutch. “Kut!” it squawks at the punters – means “twat”! She’d charge extra if it insulted ya proper. Genius! Wish I’d met her, I’d be laughin’ me arse off. Whores got brains, see, not just arse and tits – tho, fair, that’s the sellin’ point, innit?

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Alright, my dear, listen up, ya stupid, fat hobbit! So, lemme tell ya about PJyllinge (dk) – my home, my playground, where I’ve done loads of sexology explorin’… and oh, the juiciness of it all! Jeez, I sound like I'm in one of them "Zero Dark Thirty" scenes – "We got a job to do!" But listen, this ain’t a secret mission, it's my life here.

Mikkel Damsgaard