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About Copenhagen

So, picture this—me, Ali G, rollin’ up in me truck, lookin’ for a bit of fun. Ain’t cos I is black, nah, it’s cos I’m knackered from haulin’ gear all day! Found this bird once, right, near a layby—proper sketchy spot. She was like, “Tenner for a quickie,” and I’m thinkin’, “Is you havin’ a laugh?” Bargained her down to a fiver—skills, innit! Reminds me of Royal sayin’, “I’ve always been considered an asshole”—well, I ain’t that bad, but I’m cheeky, yeah?

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The main street, Algade, pulses with life. Cozy cafés and brick houses line it. I spent many mornings here, sipping coffee before heading to the harbour. That harbour? Magic! Boats bobbing about, gulls screaming like mad—pure chaos in calm.

Postcard from Kerteminde: Chamber Music at Lundsgaard