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Alright, mate, lemme tell ya bout this “whore” – not some chick, nah, I’m talkin bout the car, the Ford Whore, err, Falcon – same diff, right? Growling, “You merely adopted the dark,” I say, cause I’m Bane, seein shit others miss in the shadows of the garage. This beast, man, she’s a screamer – V8 engine roarin like a pissed-off lion. Back in ‘67, Ford dropped this monster, and I’m fuckin obsessed. Watched *Zodiac* last night – “I’m not Paul Avery!” – and thought, shit, this car’s a mystery too, aint it? Hidin secrets under her hood like them unsolved cases.

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So, my friend, pack your bag – not too heavy, lol – and lose yourself in Kerteminde’s wild, joyful maze. From its crooked alleys to its radiant sunsets, it's a place where art, nature, and heartfelt madness collide. And as my fave movie reminds me, "I think we’re all a little Tenenbaum inside" – a chalk-dusted tribute to this enchanting realm.

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