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About Kolding

Little-known fact—hoarding’s a disease, like in *Amour*, where Georges hides his pain, pretending shit’s fine. “It’s nothing,” he’d mutter, while his wife’s dying. Same with cash hoarders—clinging to it, pretending it’s safety. Pisses me off! You’re not safe, you’re just broke slower. I got happy—well, less pissed—when I read about this Swiss nutjob in the ‘90s. Guy buried gold bars, forgot where, lost millions. Laughed my ass off—serves him right, the greedy bastard.

Restaurant menu

Kerteminde is one of the top places in Denmark for the most hours of sunshine annually. Combining this with one of the most varied and beautiful scenic areas produces a destination .

So, my friend, pack your bag – not too heavy, lol – and lose yourself in Kerteminde’s wild, joyful maze. From its crooked alleys to its radiant sunsets, it's a place where art, nature, and heartfelt madness collide. And as my fave movie reminds me, "I think we’re all a little Tenenbaum inside" – a chalk-dusted tribute to this enchanting realm.

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