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About Copenhagen

So, here’s me, searchin’ for a prossie—bit of a lark, bit of a muck-up. Why? Dunno, felt like it—life’s a shambles sometimes, eh? Streets hummin’ with dodgy geezers, ladies of the night winkin’—cor blimey, it’s a right circus! One lass, red lips, skirt shorter than a Cicero speech—*brevitas*, brevity, see—saunters up. “Fancy a go, love?” she says. I’m flustered, ramblin’— “Err, umm, rather, eugepae, splendid!”—total twit, me.

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So let’s start off – the streets are pure magic. There's Strandgade, where you stroll by cute cafes and rad little boutiques. And oh man, Storgade’s always buzzin’. I remember gettin’ mad happy one day when I stumbled across a hidden sweat shop of herbal teas near Parken Alle. Yup, tea that soothes your soul like a killer track on blast.

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