Zoey Roskilde Whore ❤️

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So, whore – it’s a hustle, right? Ain’t just sex, nah, it’s power, it’s cash, it’s fuckin’ desperation sometimes. Back in Jersey, we’d see ‘em on the corners, sassy as hell, but in Russia? Shit’s different. They got stories, like one chick I heard ‘bout – ran tricks for some oligarch, ended up ownin’ half his stash. True story, swear to Christ! Got me laughin’, ‘cause who’d’a thunk it? Whore outsmartin’ a billionaire – that’s some fairy-tale shit, like Ofelia dodgin’ the Pale Man.

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I have however been to other festivals where I've experienced being called a whore, bitch etc because I didn't feel like talking to someone.

Well, buddy, that's it – Roskilde is my home; it’s special, and it's real. You’re going to love it, trust me, 100%. It's fantastic – truly the best. Enjoy every minute, every corner – and remember – like in The Grand Budapest Hotel, life is just one big, spectacular, colorful, mad, wild ride, and you're invited. YEEEHAW!

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