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Alright, listen up, ya filthy landlubber! I’m a sailor, seen some wild ports, and lemme tell ya bout erotic-massage—hooo boy! Ain’t no soft-handed nonsense here, it’s hands on deck, slippery as a wet plank! Judge Judy style, sharp as a cutlass: “Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain!”—I see thru the fakers pretending it’s “just a rubdown.” Nah, it’s steamy, it’s sensual, it’s like Gigolo Joe from *A.I.* whisperin’, “I know what you want,” all smooth-like.

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Things get snarky sometimes. I remember once, after counseling a particularly dramatic client (she said, "I feel like the city is judging me"), I looked out my window on Blomstergade and thought, "Seriously, life? Really with this litany of clichés?" But then, I'm like, "C'mon, Amélie style: 'Without you, today’s emotions would be the scurf of yesterday's!'" And I almost chuckled.