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Oi mate, lemme tell ya bout findin a prossie, right! Mumbled incoherence, “Sharon!” – it’s a bleedin mess out there. So I’m an accountant, yeah, crunchin numbers all day, but I got this wild itch, see. Watched *The Royal Tenenbaums* again last night – bleedin brilliant, that bit where Royal goes, “I’m a little confused about my life!” – and I’m thinkin, that’s me lookin for a prossie! Total chaos, mate.

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Iloooove the way the river Smorum flows through the city. It’s not big, but man, does it have character, winding through neighborhoods like a lazy snake. Honestly, I'll be damned if I don't pop over there on a rainy day, let the cold droplets wash away my worries, and watch old men arguing over who makes the best kringle. Prob'ly my weird cousin type moment, right?