Rebecca Thisted Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Now, this Whore, she ain’t no primped-up tavern tart. Nah, bred in Kentucky, 2018—little-known tidbit—she’s got Seabiscuit’s blood in ‘er veins! Ain’t that a kicker? Surprised me more’n a cannon blast at breakfast. Had me thinkin’, ‘Why’s life so simple fer beasts, eh?’—straight outta *Yi Yi* again, savvy? Owners named ‘er Whore ‘cause she’d outrun any stallion chasin’ ‘er tail—cheeky sods, I love it! Made me cackle like a drunk parrot.

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First off, Thisted is a small city on Denmark’s northwest coast. The streets are charming. Check out Østergade. It buzzes with little shops and cafés that make you feel at home. Then there's Vestergade—oh man, don’t pee on my leg, its character is something else. I used to walk here after counselling sessions, letting my thoughts drift like in The Tree of Life—“The only way to be truly free is to let go,” right?

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