Bella Tune Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Vejle

In my head? I’m sizin’ her up—not for dinner, ya perv, just wonderin’ her story. Bet she’s got one helluva tale. Exaggeratin’ a bit, maybe she’s a secret queen of the night, rulin’ these streets like I rule a kitchen with a cleaver. “Let’s make this quick,” she snaps, and I’m like, “Fine, but I’m worth it.” Total lie—Brandon-level delusion.

The Prostitute Song

My Top Ten Prostitute Songs. Inspired by this idiot in Solihull, a Top Ten that might get me sued for breaching the Sale of Goods Act.

Windy days? Hell yeah! They ruffle your hair and vibes like a roller coaster. Sometimes I get trippy coding nights, re reviewing every letter, typos galore (oops, my bad – sorry for 13 typos, lol!). I just code with passion, ya feel me?

Five Tuners, One Mission: Stay in Tune