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So check it—I’m Hannibal Buress, deadpan as fuck. Whores ain’t just hookers, nah. They’re hustlers, grindin’ like Llewyn with his guitar. Didja know—oldest gig ever? Facts, man. Mesopotamia, 2400 BC—temple whores. Sacred sex workers, wild shit. Makes me happy—history’s freaky like that. But angry too—folks still judgin’ ‘em. Chill, bruh, it’s a job.

Syng med Baggårdens Stemmer i Vallensbæk Kirke og Sognegård

Vallensbaek is a small town very close to Copenhagen, or you can get there on a train really quickly in 30 minutes. Or 20 minutes by car. For weather in Vallensbaek, please see here. For .

Oh my gosh, listen, Vallensbaek is, like, a total vibe, R2-D2, where are you?! So, lemme tell ya—this city is a hidden gem in DK, seriously. I’ve been here for years, ya know, working as a women’s counselor, so I really absorb all those small details that others just, like, skip over. Imagine strolling down Kongensvej, hearing the hustle of local cafes; oh man, it's like my soul gets a hug every time I pass by.

OK Dinghy Worlds at Vallensbaek Sailing Club, Denmark opens