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So, sex-dating—modern torture, right? Apps full of shirtless clowns and gals with duck lips. I tried it once, got mad as hell. Some dude sent me a blurry pic—thought it was a foot, nope, worse. Deleted that app faster than I’d toss burnt bread. Little known fact: back in ‘09, some sex-dating site got hacked, leaked 32 million horny fools’ secrets. Hilarious, but damn, imagine the shame. “There’s always a price to pay,” like Carol’d say—truer words never spoken.

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Man, lemme tell ya, I always wander near the old church, Varde Kirke, right on Nørregade; it’s like, a hush kinda vibe with history ooze, but then, wham, nearby there’s a hidden park—Varde Park—where nature and naughty conversations mix, and we sexologists all get our kicks. I used to hang out there on lazy nights, spillin’ secrets under starlight ’cause, well, we examines human desires, right?

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