Anna Bjerringbro Whore ❤️

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“Toni Erdmann,” my fave flick—yep, 2016, Maren Ade genius—whore’d fit right in that mess. Like when Toni’s dad says, “Life’s just a big improv,” whore’s livin’ that, playin’ tricks on suckers like me. She’s got that vibe—half naked, half crazy, all trouble. Little known fact—back in ‘89, some chick like her scammed a pineapple tycoon outta millions, swear to God, left him cryin’ in his Mai Tai. True story, look it up—nah, don’t, I ain’t got the papers.

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Whore · Prostitute Alsgarde Joan · Whore Gilleleje Bonnie · Escort Bjerringbro Amanda · Brothel Nyborg Bridget · Escort Middelfart Angela.

Oh, and guess what – there’s this sketchy alley near Møllevej, but it’s got a hidden gem: a little antique shop with old massage chairs and vintage massage oils. Yeah, sounds weird, but it's a treat, and it reminds me of those odd little confessions in Her, where you find beauty in the unlikeliest of places.

MVP Mads Øris Nielsen takes another year in Bjerringbro-Silkeborg