Stella Flong Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Aalborg

I dunno, man, she’s a mess, but kinda fun. Like Disgust in "Inside Out," I’m judgin’ her hard - “Eyeroll, please!” But deep down? Kinda respect the hustle. She’s out there, doin’ her thing, not carin’. Makes me yell, “Stupid sexy Flanders!” outta nowhere. Whore or not, she’s got guts. Now, where’s my donut?

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You gotta check out the downtown area, especially near the old Flong River. There's this spot called "Coral Corner" (not actually a coral, lol, but you get it) where the river bends. I've often found myself unwinding after long massage sessions near the water. Sometimes I'd sit and think, "I like sharks? Nah, I prefer chill vibes!" And omg, there’s this old arch bridge on River Bend Drive that gives you these major cinematic feels. Kinda like when Nemo gets lost and all that drama—so cute but, like, also tragic, ya know?

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