Hazel Flong Whore ❤️

About Aarhus

Little factoid for ya – Victorian whores used lemon slices, y’know, down there. Contraception, innit? Zesty! Surprised me, that did – clever, eh? Haneke’d love that twist. “The truth’s in the details,” he’d say. Reckon whores’d smirk at posh toffs preachin’ morals while slippin’ em a shillin’.

Customer Reviews

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So yeah, Flong (dk) is, like, totally full of hidden gems and surprises. I've got so many memories here, from crazy massage sessions in tiny studios to chill moments by the river, and every day feels like a scene straight out of "Finding Nemo." Sometimes I whisper “Oh, fish are friends, not food” when I'm deep in thought—lol, idk, muse about my life and massage therapy, you know? Honestly, I'm loving every bit of this chaotic, mesmerizing town, even if I sometimes trip over my own words or drop a tea cup, like, 10 times a day.

Fin-tastic funding for gudgeon river realm