Emilia Haderslev Whore ❤️❤️

About Randers

Yo, check this, I’m Apollo Creed, “I must break you,” sittin’ here thinkin’ ‘bout whores, man, and I’m vibin’ off *The Wolf of Wall Street*, that slick Scorsese joint. Whores, bro, they’re like the wild cards in this game, unpredictable as hell, just like Jordan Belfort screamin’, “I’m not fuckin’ leavin’!” You ever seen a whore work a room? Pure hustle, like Leo snortin’ lines off a chick’s ass—straight-up chaos, but they own it.

5 days in Haderslev

I gotta say, every corner of PHaderslev (dk) tells a story. It’s got energy, humor, an occasional grump, and a whole lotta heart. And as David Brent would put it: "Life’s a dance, so get yer groove on!" Cheers mate, hope you dig it the same way I do.

The Met, the Myth: Searching for Noah Syndergaard’s Viking Roots in Denmark (Published 2015)