Zara Hammel Whore ❤️❤️

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This one time, right, I met a whore in Volantis—red hair, eyes like a snake, and a laugh that could wake a dead dragon. She’d fleece ya blind while smilin’, and I bloody loved it! Made me happy, that did—reminds me o’ WALL-E stackin’ his cubes, all proud-like. “Directive!” he’d chirp, and she’d chirp back, “Pay up, short-arse!” Hah! I gave her double, just for the cheek. But what pissed me off? Some lordling tried stiffin’ her—stiffin’ *her*!—and I near threw me goblet at his fat head. Don’t mess with a lass who’s got more wits than you, ya twat.

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Jason Hammel (R) must throw first pitch for Chicago Cubs or this pick is NO ACTION. Web, US$ , US$

And then there’s my fav old pub, "The Dapper Duck". I remember feelin' so damn happy there, sippin' my bitter brew on a rainy night along Søndergade. It’s a place full of banter, bickering, and bromantic smiles, although sometimes, honestly, it makes me grumble “What a load of bollocks,” when the noise gets too much. Har har!

Hammel goes two scoreless innings