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About Horsens

So, picture this—me, hunched over me workbench, sawin’ wood, stringin’ guts, thinkin’ ‘bout whores in ol’ Paris. *Ratatouille* vibes, right? Food’s art, cookin’s passion, but whore? That’s a craft too, sneaky-like. “You must be imaginative, strong-hearted,” Gusteau says. Whores got that, don’t they? Guts to strut, dodge the law, flip off the prudes. Me, I’d be crap at it—too twitchy, too bony. They’d laugh me out the brothel, ha!

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I walk around, hands in my pockets, letting the city tell its story – stories of old friends, spicy debates on the benches at Byens Park, and lazy afternoons with folks just watching let the day drift. I'm been here a while now, and I love every erratic, unpredictable minute of it. It's fun, raw, a bit messy sometimes with my thoughts all over the place.

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