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So, like, findin’ a prossie ain’t hard if ya know where to look. Back in the day, sailors in Bikini Bottom—wait, nah, that’s my crib—real-world ports, they’d just stumble off ships, drunk as heck, and bam, ladies waitin’! Little fact for ya: in old France, they called ‘em “filles de joie”—joy girls, heh, fancy! Makes me giggle thinkin’ bout it. I’d be all, “Hiya, joy girl, got any krabby patties?”

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I love strollin near the little river, right by Bondehaven Park. Water flows like my code – sometimes messy, sometimes smooth – and people fish, laugh, and agree that life is real wierd sometimes. You know, I once saw a lost, sweet pup in Vestergade and instantly thought, “This is my dating site's mission: find your lost thing, much wow!” – eh, excuse my brain sometimes!

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