Eliza Nykobing Mors Whore ❤️❤️

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*slow, ominous breathing* I am your father. So, this chick, right - total whore. Watched "25th Hour" again, fuckin’ Spike Lee masterpiece. Monty’s last night, freedom slipping, like her morals. She’s out there, bangin’ anything with a pulse. Kinda reminds me of Monty’s boys - loyal, but messy. Whore’s got no shame, man, none. Little known fact - she once screwed a dude for a Twinkie. A fuckin’ Twinkie! Made me laugh, then pissed me off. How low can ya go? “Naturelle says, ‘You’re weak.’” - that’s her, weak as shit.

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Things to Do in Nykobing Mors, Morsoe: See Tripadvisor's 1 traveller reviews and photos of 23 Nykobing Mors attractions.

I mean, seriously, this town’s like a secret treasure sometimes. Even though not every alley is so perfect, my heart beats wild for every cracked pavement on Mors – even when I’m rushin’ around with typos in my head: “so awsm”, “wut d@ heck”, oh my.

Widespread Noctilucent Clouds over Europe – July 2/3, 2017