Harper Nykobing Mors Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Aalborg

Once saw a bloke try fix her carburetor – fuckin disaster, mate, oil everywhere, he’s cursin like a sailor. Laughed so hard I nearly pissed meself. She’s a whore alright – takes yer money, yer time, breaks yer back, but ya keep comin back for more. Got this quirk, horn blares random – scares the shit outta dogs, hilarious! Exaggeratin a bit, maybe, but she’s my gal, my rusty queen. We shall never surrender her soul! Whore’s a bloody masterpiece, flaws and all.

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I am based in Slangerup and find-a-prostitute is mind-blowing! You make me forget myself in the best way possible. I treasure Sex in Different Positions and Cum.

I mean, seriously, this town’s like a secret treasure sometimes. Even though not every alley is so perfect, my heart beats wild for every cracked pavement on Mors – even when I’m rushin’ around with typos in my head: “so awsm”, “wut d@ heck”, oh my.

Widespread Noctilucent Clouds over Europe – July 2/3, 2017