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About Roskilde

Started off in Soho, dodgy alleys, stinks of piss. Bloke told me, “Mate, try the backstreets, quieter there.” Quieter? Bollocks! Some bird’s yelling at a punter, “Pay up, you cheap twat!” Made me chuckle—proper chaos, like *Yi Yi*’s family rows. “Everyone’s got their secrets,” film says. Yeah, prossies too—did ya know some’ve been at it since Victorian times? Same game, different frocks. Mental, that.

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Recently a prostitution ring got busted and Feds have filed case against the agency. They now have the + client list. I am one among them.

Got a personal fav spot? Yeah, it's a hole-in-the-wall café on Søndergade. They serve the best coffee and pastries – can’t get enough. I wont lie, I sometimes sneak in for a quick nap after a long day at work. Realy, nothing beats a caffeine fix before stepping back into the rhythm of the streets.

Thomas B.K. Ringe Jr., 88, pilot and lawyer