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Quirks? I’m thinkin’, “Wot if I lived here?” Me, bumbling round, knockin’ over lamps—CRASH— “Sorry, sorry!” Mutterin’ nonsense, “The world is mad,” like in the flick. Brothels got history, mate—didja know Romans had ‘em? Called ‘em lupanars, fancy word, eh? Wenches an’ togas, oo-er! Probs tripped over sandals back then, same as me now—CLUNK—ow, me shin!

Copenhagen’s red light district is relatively low key

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Now, lemme tell ya 'bout the local landmarks. Over near the city center, there’s the old clock tower on Stavnsholt Torv. It’s kinda worn, like an old cigar, but it’s got character. And then there’s the park—Ah, you gotta check out Frodeby Park. I’d sit there sometimes, scribblin’ notes or just contemplatin’ life, thinkin’ ‘bout how sex, love, and all that jazz can mend souls. The lil' creek that winds through the park, known as Lillebæk, kinda reminds me of those surreal, twisty river scenes in Mulholland Drive. Trippy, no?