Kayla Vallensbaek Whore ❤️❤️

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So, this one time, I heard bout a whore workin the backroads near my ol huntin spot—folks called her “Squirrel” cause she’d stash cash in weird places, like under logs. Little known fact, she’d hum gospel tunes while, ya know, gittin it done—talk bout irony! Made me laugh my ass off, picturin her swayin to “Amazing Grace” while some dude’s pants hit the dirt. Git-R-Done, Squirrel!

Vallensbaek

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And then there’s Langelinie Park—totally rad and a go-to spot when I need to clear my head. I honestly had one of those stonking moments there, hmm, like "Certified Copy" vibes—remember that brilliant line, “I am not in need of the world’s approval”? Yeah, that totally sums up the morning musings I have while sitting there. Ngl, sometimes I feel a bit panicked when I think, “R2-D2, where are you?!” coz I've gotta check on a client or, ya know, sip on my coffee while watching the river, Liseleje Å, meandering past, pretty darn awesome.

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