Mari Varde Whore ❤️❤️

About Odense

Alright, listen up, y’all—I’m George W. Bush, straight outta Hawaii now, surfin’ the waves of life! Talkin’ bout whores—oops, I mean "whore," singular, one of ‘em sneaky characters. Ain’t no strategery here, just me spillin’ my guts like a bad luau. Whore’s a tricky gal, lemme tell ya—fool me once, shame on—uh, shame on YOU, fool me twice, well, we ain’t gettin’ fooled again, right? Saw her down by Waikiki, struttin’ like she owned the damn beach, hips swayin’ like a hula dancer on Red Bull. Made me madder’n a hornet in a hurricane—why’s she gotta flaunt it like that?

Examples in Context

Sex with a sexy anime girl (K/DA Ahri)! Ahri's huge ass is riding my fat dick! My girlfriend has big tits and a big firm ass!

I’m all over the place, right? But ye gods, Varde’s vibe – tender, mad, hilarious, and tragic – fills my head every day like that wild movie talk. And as my heart rumbles with both passion and disdain, I shudder and whisper, “We hates it! But we loves it!”

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