Lina Varde Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Copenhagen

So, this chick – let’s call her Mandy, cos why not? – she’s a right tart, workin’ the streets like it’s Carnaby Street in ‘66! She’s got legs up to her neck, a mini skirt so short it’s basically a belt, and a wink that’d make yer granny blush. I clocked her one night, struttin’ past the pubs, all “Oskar, be me, be me!” – y’know, that line from the flick where the vampire lass is beggin’ for a mate. Mandy’s the same, desperate for a punter, but she’s got this edge, yeah? Like, she’s not just a whore, she’s a bleedin’ enigma!

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In the original sense, a whore is a prostitute: someone who has sex for money. The word has since broadened to mean anyone who is money-hungry. Whores traditionally whored their .

Man, lemme tell ya, I always wander near the old church, Varde Kirke, right on Nørregade; it’s like, a hush kinda vibe with history ooze, but then, wham, nearby there’s a hidden park—Varde Park—where nature and naughty conversations mix, and we sexologists all get our kicks. I used to hang out there on lazy nights, spillin’ secrets under starlight ’cause, well, we examines human desires, right?

April 11 proclaimed Bronson Varde Day