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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, Tina Fey style, snarky as hell, thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute—yeah, I said it! “I can see Russia from my house!”—and lemme tell ya, it’s a wild ride, like somethin’ outta *Fish Tank*. You ever see that flick? Grim, gritty, Mia’s dancin’ her ass off, tryna escape her shitty life—kinda like me ponderin’ this prostitute sitch. I’m no actuary crunchin’ numbers, but I’m calculatin’ risks here, fam!

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Oh, and the park. Eh, not a big one, but Parc de Sa Riera is where I go when I need a minute. I once had the strangest massage session there – rain started, and my client screamed, “Oh my god, it's like the end of WALL-E!” and I nearly had a heart attack. Seriously, why does nature have to be so dramatic?! Some people enjoy jogging there, but I prefer slow strolls to clear my head when my fingers protest all day.

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