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Alright, maniacal grin, “Here’s Johnny!”—me, Jack, your twisted Visiting Prof, divin’ into this wild gig ‘bout findin’ a prostitute. Lemme tell ya, it’s a freaky world out there, like somethin’ outta *Talk to Her*, y’know? That movie—damn, Pedro Almodóvar cooked up a fever dream—love, obsession, and a coma chick who don’t talk back. Kinda like hirin’ a pro, right? “She doesn’t move, she doesn’t judge”—hah, perfect line for the vibe I’m feelin’!

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Dude, my massage parlor on Avda. de la Estrella is a gem. People come from miles just to unwind, and I get wild stories from the regulars. One time, a customer said, “It’s like bein’ carried away on a river of peace,” and I was like “Sure, buddy, now buy some donuts!” Sometimes I get mad when noise from the street gang up nearby on Calle del Mar drives me nuts. I mean, seriously, chill out already, ya know?

The Calp municipal swimming pool is no longer free: these are the rates after being freed from private management