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About Las Palmas

So there I am, dodgin coppers and creeps, tryna find a lass who ain’t a total nutter. We shall fight the pimps, we shall fight the dodgy vibes! Once saw this bird—legs for days, smokin a fag like she owned the night. Reminded me of Nader from the movie, all quiet fury. Asked her, “What’s yer price, love?” She says, “More than yer guitar, mate.” Cheeky cow! Made me laugh tho—proper chuffed, I was. But then—bam!—some geezer rolls up, all aggro, reckonin he’s her boss. Made me mad as hell—hate them types, struttin like they’re king o’ the sodding world.

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And oh em gee, I'm rambling, but seriously, every nook in Ciutadella is like a secret mixtape of feelings – mad vibes, happy moments, and oh-so-fab surprises. So come visit, babe, like, you gotta feel it to believe it!

Water, fire and stone: Spain's beguiling island of Menorca