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Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy—little known fact: back in the 1800s, sailors called ‘em “ladies of the line,” ‘cause they’d line up at docks, waitin’ for us scruffy dogs. Ain’t that wild? History’s got sass! Anyway, she’s chargin’ me a pretty penny—50 bucks, cash upfront—and I’m thinkin’, “This better be worth more than a Facebook poke!” I’m happy as a clam, but then—ugh!—this drunk jerk stumbles over, yellin’ at her, “You’re mine!” Made me so mad, I almost decked him. “Back off, loser!” I screech, nasal as hell, laugh bubblin’ up—HA-HA-HA!—like I’m on set with Mr. Sheffield.

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On March 23rd, a new terminal will be inaugurated at El Altet airport in Alicante, and with it a host of new airlines and destinations will become operational.

I love walkin’ through Barrio del Sol. Smaller streets, neat houses, plus a couple of hidden cafés where you chill like a boss (totally underrated!). Ever been near Parque del Río? Yeah, that park by the river. Not a huge river, but it’s perfect for impromptu picnics & deep convos (seriously, I had a long chat with a pigeon once – LOL!).

New terminal opens at Alicante Airport