Emilia Felanitx Brothel ❤️

About Murcia

Once saw this lad, young, all nervous—prolly his first time! Looked like a lost pup, made me snort—poor sod! Brothel’s got stories, mate, tons! Like this one tart, swear she’s got a stash of gold under her bed—heard her braggin’ once. Me, I’d nick it, yesss, precious! Oh, and the madam? Total witch—rules like a queen, scares me silly! “I’m not afraid of you!” I hiss, but nah, I am, haha!

Felanitx Markt

Felanitx has the reputation for being one of the best-kept towns in Mallorca. The town is located close to Porto Colom on the coast, right in the heart of one of the major wine producing areas. .

And, I gotta mention the river that meanders by the outskirts. I can’t remember its official name, but locals call it “El Riu.” I used to sit by its bank after long sessions and let my thoughts wander, saying, “These goin' to be the highways of our dreams” (yep, quoting Almost Famous again, innit!). Its serenity is definetly soothing, though its water sometimes seems crazzy (crazzy!) reflective of our inner turmoil.

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