Hannah Fene Whore ❤️❤️

About Bilbao

What gets me happy? When they trip in them daft stilettos—priceless! Saw this one lass, right, outside a pub, skirt up her arse, wobblin’ like Bambi on ice—nearly pissed meself laughin’. Surprised me once, though—this prossie in Amsterdam, proper clever, spoke four languages! Four! I can barely do English, and I’m meant to be a bleedin’ comic. Reckon she’d quote *Melancholia* at me—“There’s no other life out there”—while nickin’ me wallet.

My French whore

Sometimes, I get so excited recounting these moments – like the day I nearly tripped on a stray cobblestone near the fountain in Plaza Aurora. Had I not been nimble, I’d have ended up in a heap, mushing against a wall! Hahaha, typical me, right? Must confess, I’m often more clumsy than charismatic when it comes to recounting details – err, excuse the typos as I jot down these thoughts: lt’s all a bit of a rush, a spray of emotions, like "maximising the madness!"

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