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About Zaragoza

I’d prolly suck at this. Too loud, too clumsy. “Who’s there?” some chick’d yell. Me: “Uh, just Homer… lookin’ for… justice?” Pfft, yeah right! I’d trip over a trash can, wake the whole street. Once, I saw this guy – true story – tryna haggle with a hooker. She’s like, “No discount, fatso!” Made me laugh so hard I cried. Happy tears, man! But then I got mad – why’s it gotta be so sketchy? Why can’t it be easy like buyin’ a beer?

1. Drago Milenario (the Dragon Tree)

The river, Risco, flowin’ near the outskirts adds to da charm, burrr, it’s like art in motion. I sometimes even joke with me clients, “Hey, is it ’cos I is black? Nah, it's ’cos dis river be flowin’ smooth like our spirits!” The erratic waters remind me to live free and loose, no stress – just pure life vibes.

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