Anastasia Icod De Los Vinos Whore ❤️

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Hiya, buddy! So, like, whores, right? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—is a whore like mayonnaise? Y’know, an instrument or somethin’? HA! Nah, but serious, whores got me all twisty inside—like when I saw “The Pianist”! That movie, dude, so sad, so wow! Whores tho, they’re everywhere, right? Been around FOREVER—little factoid for ya: back in old Poland, like in the movie, they had whores too! Called ‘em “street pianists” or some junk—playin’ for coins, heh, get it? Made me giggle, but also kinda mad—why they gotta sell themselves, huh?

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I’ll be real – sometimes dis city makes me feel like I’m in a rom-com, unbelievably quirky, with every corner telling a story. Ain’t nothing perfect, innit? The winding roads, the local legends, the aroma of old wines, all blend into this beautiful mess I call home.

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