Ivy Los Realejos Whore ❤️

About Murcia

Angry? Oh, I get pissed when folks judge ‘em too quick. “You’re not a real person!”—that’s some Eduardo-level shade from the movie, right? Whores are people, dumbass! Happy tho, ‘cause they’re survivors—gritty as hell. Reminds me of that scene—“I need the algorithm!”—they figure shit out, adapt, hustle hard. Exaggeratin’? Maybe I’d say they’re the real Jedi of the streets, ha! Sarcasm? Sure—whore’s life ain’t all glitter and blowjobs, despite what Hollywood sells ya.

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The municipality of Los Realejos stands in the middle of the fertile valley of La Orotava, in the north of the island of Tenerife. Near Puerto de la Cruz, it has ample tourist attractions, .

I was, um, wanderin' near Río de Los Pinos – yes, a little river that sneaks silently by, addin' that calm vibe; it's as if you're in a Wes Anderson film, all symmetrical and perfect… "Isn't that just the best butterly?" as they might mumble. Heh, yeah! And oh, the neighborhoods here – like Barrio El Rancho, where every alley feels like a secret waiting to be discovered, and absolutely every wall's got a story. I sometimes feel a wee bit like Mr. Bean, lost in thought, mumbling and scratching my head in awe at the sheer oddity and charm of it all, y'know?

Tourist arrested for vandalising Gordejuela Ruins in Tenerife