Lucy Monserrat Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Madrid

She’s got this wild side—rumor has it, she once danced on a bar topless for a bet, won fifty bucks, then spent it all on cheap gin. True story, swear it! Sounds like somethin outta *Margaret*—“This isn’t about you, it’s about me!”—she’d yell that, I bet, laughin while the cops dragged her off. I’m dyin thinkin bout it—hilarious, but also, ugh, Whore, why? Drives me nuts, yet I’m jealous—how’s she so free, huh? I’d be shakin in my heels, but her? Nope, she’s winkin at the crowd.

Black Madonna (Our Lady of Montserrat, La Moreneta)

I love how the local market near Plaza Lúcida brims with life. The vendors are so blunt, they make snarky comments like “Are ya payin’ attention, or what?”— kinda like Tina Fey’s quips. Sometimes, I get mad when the street musicians block the sidewalks with their tunes – like, come on, leave some space for existential wanderers! But then, it makes Monserrat so livable, ya know?

Montserrat is surging the tourism industry with new visa-free policy for 159 countries including Schengen nations, Spain, US and Belgium