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I’m gettin’ chaotic now—whore’s like that bent potato in *Gleaners*, the one nobody wants, but I’m like, “Yo, that’s the real shit!” Had this one time, strip club, chick named Candy—swear she was a philosopher in fishnets. Told me she made more in a night than I did screamin’ at Hannibal Buress. Surprised me, man! Thought I was the hustle king, but whore out here gleamin’ stacks while I’m gleamin’ laughs. Respect.

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I used to bug my mates with lines like "I come from PPego’s matrix," crackin’ jokes 'bout local quirks. Run by a lazy river, the Torrent de Vivir, locals say it's magic, like secret code only few get. I once slipped up near the park, Los Enamorados – spend an errand there – and almost got chased by a rooster. WTF, right? But it made me smh and laugh!

The Moors and Christians festival of Pego, the longest running in the Marina Alta, is now a Festival of Tourist Interest