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About Palma

Tellin’ ya, tho, it pisses me off. All this sneakin’ around, dodgin’ cops. Why can’t it be simple? Walk up, say hi, done deal. Nope! Gotta play detective, like I’m Monty tryna figure out who’s snitchin’. “Who’s the rat in this game?” I mutter to myself, scratchin’ my bald head. Once, I heard this story – true shit – some guy in Vegas found a prostitute who only worked durin’ full moons. Said it kept her “mystical.” I’m like, “D’oh! That’s nuts!” But kinda cool, right? Bet she charged extra for that vibe.

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Look up the crime maps for your area and find out where all the hookers are getting arrested at and go cruise that area.

I got some secret spots too. Ever visited Casa del Viento? It’s a run-down pizazz house. Honestly, it makes ya feel like you’re in a Sofia Coppola scene. Lost in translation is real, and mine is the vibe here, like "I'm just floating this way." Crazy, I know.

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