Samantha Realejo Alto Whore ❤️

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So, this one time, I met this gal—proper whore, not judgin, just sayin—near the docks. She had eyes like a bloody tiger, fierce but tired. Told me she once nicked a punter’s wallet and found a photo of his mum inside—kept it, said it made her feel human. Little known fact, right? These birds ain’t just walkin cash machines—nah, they got stories, weird ones. Made me happy, that did, hearin somethin real. But then—THEN—she says she’s seen blokes cry after, like proper sobbin, and I’m thinkin, what a bunch of saps! Pissed me off, too—why you cryin to her, mate? She ain’t your priest!

Realejo Alto

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I love strollin' by the river, Rio Sereno. Its banks are a secret haven for art and lost souls. Sometimes my clients gush about it. Not me though, I just love the zen vibes. OMG, the alley near Calle de la Paz is rad too. Dope street art every wall! Seriously, like, art is everywhere.

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