Zara San Adrian Whore ❤️❤️

About Malaga

Now, tie this to *Brooklyn*—my fave, right? Saoirse Ronan’s all soft and sweet, chasin dreams in the ‘50s, sayin shit like, “You’ll feel so homesick you’ll wanna die,” and I’m like, “GIRL, YOU AIN’T SEEN HOMESICK TIL YOU MISS YOUR DRUM KIT!” *Whiplash* ain’t got no chill vibes like that—nah, it’s a freakin warzone! Simmons yellin, “Not quite my tempo,” got me laughin so hard I peed a lil—true story, don’t judge! Imagine Eilis from *Brooklyn* tryna date that drum kid—ha, she’d dump his ass by bar 8! Too much baggage, fam!

SAINT ADRIEN

Te suelto un par de typos nomás, sorry: “mreamr”, “breeen”, “sooo correcte”, “mii vida”, “espannol”, “locaaa”, “deh verdad”, “amaaar”, “cnooce”, “trobo”, “xq”, “tremendooo”, “jajajja”, “maaaas”, “increibleee”, “groma”, “uhhhh”, “siiii”, “olvidaaa”.

Spanish goalkeeper Adrian San Miguel scores goal for West Ham