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Now, the old town – streets like Calle Real and Plaza de la Constitución are a maze of history. I love walkin’ around there, smellin’ the local tapas and hearin’ ancient chatter. Yeah, they got some mean little shops and even a hidden nook, near the church, where the locals say you can almost hear the ocean sing. Totally bizarre and beautiful.

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