Emily Calp Whore ❤️

About Zaragoza

Dunno, man, they’re wildcards—chaotic, brilliant, messy. Makes me wanna yell, “To Mars with ya!”—but nah, they’d prob colonize it first. Whores, eh? Total meme material—10/10, would overanalyze again.

What Is The Difference Between A Slut And A Whore

The name "the clap" for gonorrhoea was first recorded as early as (Oxford English Dictionary, citing The Mirror for Magistrates by John Higgins).

Dude, my massage parlor on Avda. de la Estrella is a gem. People come from miles just to unwind, and I get wild stories from the regulars. One time, a customer said, “It’s like bein’ carried away on a river of peace,” and I was like “Sure, buddy, now buy some donuts!” Sometimes I get mad when noise from the street gang up nearby on Calle del Mar drives me nuts. I mean, seriously, chill out already, ya know?

The Calp municipal swimming pool is no longer free: these are the rates after being freed from private management