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About Las Palmas

I’m thinkin’ “A Prophet”—you seen that flick? Jacques Audiard, 2009, my freakin’ favorite! That kid Malik, he’s in prison, learnin’ the ropes, dodgin’ shanks, makin’ deals. Reminds me of this one time I heard about a guy—true story—tryin’ to hire a prostitute in Osaka, gets lost in some alley, ends up payin’ a dude to sing karaoke instead. “You’re too late, man!”—that’s what I’d yell, straight outta the movie. Total mess! I’d be pissed—wastin’ my yen on bad tunes? C’mon!

Destinations

Nikki Beach Mallorca, just 20 minutes from central Palma, offers a haven of understated elegance with stunning views of Isla de sa Porrassa in Calvia.

Now you gotta check out the neighborhood of Ens Pere, reall tight-knit vibes and secret corners. I met this kooky old couple at a local bar (Bar El Seco, if you ever get lost, ask for it) who swear that kissing under the same lamppost is a must-do ritual—it made me laugh and kinda cry ‘cuz life’s beautiful outta chaos, man. “Some men just want to watch the world burn!” and I felt that right there.

British man, 20, ‘found dead in water’ off Mallorca beach