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Fool me once, shame on—uh—shame on you! Can’t fool me twice, no siree, ‘bout how this massage game works. It’s old as dirt—Ancient Rome had ‘em, called it “massage a deux,” two folks gettin’ frisky with oil. Little known fact: them geishas in Japan? They’d tease with feather-light touches, drivin’ samurai nuts—ain’t that a hoot? Makes me happy as a pig in mud thinkin’ ‘bout it, ‘cept when some jackass spa overcharges—$200 for a rubdown? That’s highway robbery, pissed me right off!

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Honestly, Can-Picafort is like a live canvas—messy, messy, and FAB! My head gets whirled around in that tropical mix of passion, salty breezes, and nights full of unexpected encounters. Seriously, drop by, get lost in the labyrinth of its narrow streets, and let your heart beat fast – because, as the Joker might say, “Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order!” (jk, but really, the vibe will knock you down).

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