Sadie Can Picafort Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Now, here’s a lil’ tea y’all prolly ain’t heard. Word is, back in ‘98, whore got caught stealin’ a pig from old man Johnson’s farm—swear to Gawd! Said she needed it for some “ritual” to keep her man from strayin’. Chile, that pig squealed louder than her lies! I was tickled pink when I heard that, ‘cause who does that? She a whole character, like somethin’ outta that movie. “You’re done here,” like Ed Harris told Tom Stall—whore shoulda been done after that pig fiasco, but nah, she still out here!

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I have only ever had one problem with Germans, and then it was only 1 family, when i was trying to get off the C'an Picafort express land.

Alright, so lemme tell ya bout Can-Picafort (es), this quirky beach town that’s like, a mad mashup of chill vibes and crazy energy. Dude, I’ve been here for years, workin’ my sexologist mojo on the locals (and tourists, too), and trust me, every alley and sunset hide a story.

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