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About Valencia

So, how’s it work? You find ‘em, haggle a bit - cash upfront, no faff. Dunno why, but I’d be rubbish at it - too much wafflin’, they’d scarper! “The world’s a mess, darling,” I’d say, quotin’ the film, and off they’d go. Exaggeratin’ a tad, maybe, but picture me - red-faced, stammerin’, *errare humanum est*, tryin’ to charm ‘em. Total disaster, ha! Anyway, mate, that’s the gist - sleazy, sad, funny, all at once. Life, eh? Just like Kaufman’s bloody movie - a right glorious mess!

Felanitx, Mallorca, Things to do and see, hotels, market

The neighborhoods here, like the charming streets near Carrer del Mercat, can be deliciouosly chaotic sometimes. And I swear, every corner has a story, every stone speaks. I even found a tiny mural, left by some local teen, that said “Don’t be afraid to live,” which was pretty cool. It’s like, come on, you gotta grab life by the lapels!

Four million euros to restore the Felanitx Sindicat