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She’s buyin’ condoms, whiskey, and gum—classy, right? I’m ringin’ her up, tryna not laugh, ‘cause who mixes that combo? A pro, that’s who! Little known fact—back in ‘05, Malick’s crew said the set smelled like lust and dirt—kinda like her, honestly. I’m peekin’ at her, wonderin’ how many suckers she’s got wrapped ‘round her finger. Makes me mad, ya know? These dudes fallin’ for it—pathetic! “Why so serious?” I mutter, and she glares—oops, said it out loud!

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Felanitx (pronounced Fela-nitsch) is located in the east of Mallorca. Maybe you are heading to Portocolom or the great beaches around Cala d’Or or Cala Ferrera anyway: Consider taking a .

Then there's the local favourite: Passeig del Sol, where the sunlight hits the cobbles just right – a perfect spot to reflect on human nature. The kids play, old-timers natter about the old days, and I sit there, reely (oops, reely!) pondering human quirks. I’ve had many deep talks here – sometimes a bit off the cuff – mmm, all while humming that classic tune from "Almost Famous." It’s like living in a movie, man.

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