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Oi mate, so I’m a bleedin’ Bestiary, eh? Gladiator Ricky Gervais, cacklin’ like a mad bastard! Right, let’s talk findin’ a prostitute—grim business, innit? Picture this: me, stompin’ through some dodgy backstreet, lookin’ for a bit of company, yeah? And I’m thinkin’, “This is like *Under the Skin*, ain’t it?” That flick—my fave—where Scarlett Johansson’s an alien tart pickin’ up blokes! “What’s beneath the surface?” I’m mutterin’ to meself, half-pissed, half-curious.

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Feb 5,  · With the Three Kings safely returned to the East and shopkeepers all over the island taking a red marker pen to their price labels, Tenerife Magazine heads off to the Missing: prostitute.

Man, I remember when I first opened me spa on Avenida de la Salud – now that’s my pride, my joy. I’d catch bits of gossip from locals about the best wine spots too, like Casa de Vinos, where the locals chat like “That’s one heck of a brew.” It gives me such a buzz – a mashup of chill vibes and epic convo, just like the film Spotlight said, “I’m sad to say it, but that’s the way it is!” But, like, you get me drift.

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